County Girls Do It Better Hi all! I'm Lizzie, I'm a country girl from Maine. I live way up in the county. (: If any of you need anyone to talk to or just want to shoot the shit my ask box is always open.


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We live in a country full of people who will stand in line all night for a gift, but won’t stand for the pledge of allegiance. Get up or get out.

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Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.


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"Pull my hair and tell me that you love me."Michael Faudet (via astronomized)

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The American Way. 
"I love that you get cold when it’s 71 degrees out. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich. I love that you get a little crinkle above your nose when you’re looking at me like I’m nuts. I love that after I spend the day with you, I can still smell your perfume on my clothes. And I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night. And it’s not because I’m lonely, and it’s not because it’s New Year’s Eve. I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible."Nora Ephron, When Harry Met Sally (via observando)

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Terribly unfortunate


if you look really closely you can actually see my sanity melting away.

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